Mera Emotional Atyachar

Independence day...

2010-08-14T17:12:00.003+05:30

Another independence day, 64th it may,
I've seen only 25 of it, I've something to say,

This beautiful landscape, when I look at it,
I am made out of this land, I feel one with it,
Food, air, shelter whatever I've ever had,
With some efforts, but this land was who provided.

"You become what you eat" they say,
Every indian is from this land, however the looks may,
Whatever may be the beliefs or the ways,
This land has nurtured us all always.

People have complaints, they don't have enough,
just look at this vast landscape, is it not yours?

Walk bare foot some distance, feel this land and it's support,
look at the landscape outside, and feel it as your own,
take a deep breath, just know this is all you can have,
even if you owned everything, this is all you can possess.
Whatever you think that you don't have,
Just know Some brother is thankful for sharing that.

So many have laid down their lives to make it happen,
Look at Tiranga, this is what they were holding,
This was in their minds when they closed their eyes,
Its just a symbol but the feeling is worth something.

So enjoy my friends, be thankful for what you've got,
be grateful to this land for once, this is not asking a lot,
have a warm feeling, for who has given everything you have,
Long live India, Happy Independence day!!!!

republic day....

2010-01-25T12:35:00.002+05:30

15 August, 1947, India became free of British. 26 Jan, 1950, Indians became slave of bullshit laws, under which a bunch of under aged students protesting against unreasonable reservation can be shot with water guns and beaten with batons, but a mercenary from our nice neighboring country can not be hanged who just killed few hundred of civilians in cold blood in front of a camera.

How come a statutory warning is needed in almost every advertisement or public messages which are exaggerating the truth a little bit, but no statutory warnings are required for the books which are complete bullshit? I mean come'on if in the Mentos advertisement a statutory warning is necessary that "donkeys are not supposed to be working animals.", then how come all these religious books and law books which doesn't have a single thing written in them ever proved, aren't required to have a statutory warning at the end....

I personally think, that the 60th republic day of india should be marked with this little footnote addition to our already biggest in the world constitution.

"Being a part of indian law in no way gurantees justice, equality, non-percecution, security of you, your rights, your family or your property. Any damage happened to above mentioned will be considered a part of your fate and government can not be held responsible directly or indirectly for any of that. Risks involved, Terms and conditions apply."

At least it gives some credibility to our constitution which it has lost completely over the span of 60 years.

New Year wishes...........

2009-12-31T20:49:00.002+05:30

As you put your first step in two thousand ten,
Believe in your only self and nobody else,
Feel happy, for you don’t need no reason,
Just look outside, and enjoy this winter season,

Things may go wrong, and yeah! Shit happen,
What you gonna do, don’t give it too much thinking
You can be happy, whenever you wanted,
Compulsion of always craving something, downright damn it.

All you have to do, is to follow your bliss,
Whatever it could be, never give it a miss,
Don’t change yourself,
or be somebody else,
You are just perfect as you are,
after all you've survived so far.

Things may not go, in the ways you always expects,
But doesn’t a surprise gift feel even precious,
Hope for the best, my wishes are with you,
Feel jolly, yes you can,
All the time, I don’t kid you.

May the coming Year bring the happiness you wish,
So don’t compromise, wish really really big,
Wish it, pursue it, find it, and enjoy for long,
And may you realize it was inside you all along………….

T-shirt quotes....

2009-06-07T16:39:00.003+05:30

for previous batch see the oldest post :D. Here are some fresh ones I came up with.

1. "I have a photographic memory. If you are not photogenic enough, I will not remember you"

2. "I am God's gift. You people didn't leave the World deserving any better"

3. "Don't poke ur nose in my Monkey Business, it has nothing to do with monkeys"

4. "So many fucked up people around, make me realize, God loves us a bit too literally"

5. "Simple thinking, High Living"

6. "Stupid people can be convinced just about anything, except that they are stupid, So I am not even gonna try"

Oasis.....

2009-05-30T23:54:00.002+05:30

Enough of current affairs..... now take one of my poems....... and ya if you are conscious till the end, please leave your comments. :D

I can see an oasis,
as far as horizon, as close as hope,
pause to my sufferings, source of wondering,
pain and pleasure mingling,
inside me, as I see the oasis.

I reached the oasis,
Joy, laughter and everything I wished for,
but in my heart, desert is missed for
that very first sight of oasis,
that long struggle, and one moment of bliss,
scent and breeze, tingles my senses, as I live in the oasis.

I left the oasis,
with many memories, many stories,
going farther and farther,
looking back makes it only harder,
my steps goes forth and back in confusion,
but my heart has the perfect reason,

"Than living in heaven forever,
bigger is that one moment of bliss,
the oasis deserves another me,
and I deserve another oasis."

2009, A Job Story

2009-05-15T23:55:00.003+05:30

Working from 10, to God knows when,
Giving me shit, whoever can,

Targets, deadlines, roadmaps, and goals,
Feels like walking on burning coals,

Do this, do that, get it checked,
From the retards, who are fucking brain dead,

Weekends, weekdays all are the same,
So much to loose in this money game

Heavy competition, need promotion,
Take challenges, bald with tension.

End of the day, company doing great,
Good work, but tomorrow don’t be late.

Then comes recession, managers frown,
Sweat on the faces, all heads are down.

But keep running you mouse, some hope is left,
Just give up the last bit of self-respect.

“Work more, ask for less”, should be your motto,
Let CEOs have those cars, you take auto,

What did I do wrong, why so many cuts?
CEO’s multi-million salaries first!! are you nuts?

But I object!!
What is your take?
I put my blood in it!!
Your mistake.

You disagree? no problem, no fuss,
No hard feelings, keep in touch with us.

myths and facts about an indian leader.......

2009-04-17T22:29:00.005+05:30

Myth 1:

He should be very elite.

Fact:

Half of the population of this country is not educated, and mainly they are the ones who are not as productive and living under poverty. So a leader should be able to lead people, to include people, to motivate people. Because only that kind of leader can turn these 120 crore bellies into 240 crore hands. A super elite leader can only alienate and intimidate those people and can not get them on his side. He should be able to talk in people's language. English is not people's language, it may impress some self proclaimed elite, slaves of white superiority mentality, but it does not have the substance which can carry indians away.
(By the way these sort of people thinks of themselves highly when among normal crowd, just because they can speak english and as soon as their white bosses land in india, you can literally see their otherwise vestigial tails wiggling).

When he talks, he should talk passionately about something, and not read bluntly from some letter written by someone else. I do not understand that even after some terrorist attack, in which 100s of people die, these ministers need written speeches!!! I mean why? do you not feel anything from inside at all? or you are so dumb that you can't even express yourself?

Myth 2:

He should be young.

Fact:

Age doesn't have to anything with leadership. A minister needs discretion not fucking muscles. I do not understand that to become a leader where this criteria of age coming from? just because nobody in Congress family could grow old (due to various assasinations), doesn't mean that it changed the whole india. before this great tradition of assaisinations started in Congress family, all of the ministers from Congress were pretty old and today also they all hide behind those old leaders by the way.

I wouldn't want to vote for a person, who never gave a shit about country, assessed his qualifications(which are not enough to get him the job of a clerk in india), weighed his options, and suddenly he becomes the voice of indian youth. wow!!!

Myth 3.

He should be highly Educated.

Fact:

Bullshit!! Formal education does not have anything to do with leadership qualities. One minister can not be wise enough to design the policies for whole country, no matter how educated he is. It is always the whole panel, consisting of specialists, analysts, scholars, officers etc. who are the brains behind any policy. So please do not go to the formal education of a minister, that is almost worthless. Just for example, who is railway minister? :).

plus formal education doesn't gurantee anything, you see this satyam's situation which screwed inidan IT industry, and it happened when economic genius MMS was our PM. Price-Waterhouse-Cooper kept squirreling around the govt. for so long and nobody can do anything against them. The point is that a PM doesn't have time to use his education for everything. It is always the scholars behind the scenes who calls the shots.

and anyway, geeks are normally push-overs and therefore they have no business in going into politics where you have to be strong. They should be welcomed into civil services and that's enough for them.

There are so many other myths being deliberately spread for the benefit of a particular party, but please understand the above points with clear mind before you vote.

word-meaning

2009-04-03T01:01:00.002+05:30

Today's Word: Bullshit

Meaning: Talking Shit that smart people do not buy and dumb people do not understand.

Possible origin: Wall street. Because wall street assholes are the biggest bullshitter known to human kind, and it has a big bull standing right outside. Somebody might have seen that bull shitting under the influence of adultrated drugs. Otherwise, why bullshit, why not dogshit, catshit etc.etc., I mean they all look disgusting.

Synonyms: shit, horseshit, bullcrap etc.etc.

Use: "Sonia Gandhi did bullLooseMotion on indian people when she withdrawn from PM's post saying she didn't want to be in power against people's will."

people are our greatest strength

2009-03-27T23:30:00.003+05:30

"We believe that our people are our greatest strength".

Remember it from somewhere? I came across this sentence a thousand times during my latest job search on the Carrer pages of every company. what the fuck does it mean?

Well what is there to believe? Of course people are their biggest strength, because all these modern IT, BPO or consultancy firms do not have anything other than people.

I mean what else would be their strength, leased furniture? Outdated computers? Office carpet? Almost always broken Coffee machine? Seriously.

With no tangible product, these companies are making money out of thin air, and then they shit people by writing these useless dialouges. And notice this too "Our people", well at least now when these companies are firing "Their people" in hundreds, I think it is the time when they should remove "Our".

So for God's sake cut the crap and if u have to, write the following line "Money is anyone's greatest strength and we give a shit about the only people who can make us some goddamn money." It is more realistic, totally true and people knows that.

T-shirt quotes

2009-03-27T23:13:00.003+05:30

1. "ignorance is bliss, knowledge is money"

2. "I know alcohol is poison, but there are some things inside me I need to kill"

3. "Early digger gets the bone(r)"

4. "Being a libran, I do not believe in astrology and other superstitious crap"

5. "law is ur only weapon ..... but ...... dont take law in ur hands"

6. "Hi! I am tat"

7. "Monkeys should be proud, they made something better of themselves, why r humans proud?"

8. "I have a photographic memory. If you are not photogenic, I will not remember you."

more to come..........